#and no one thinks i’m funny :(
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Tboy puppy but he’s old dog coded so he just lays at your feet and randomly lets out a big sigh. Sometimes he begs but if you don’t give in quick enough he just walks away. He’ll ignore you pulling on his collar to finish what he was doing before doing what you want. His knees crack when he gets on all fours.
#I know this isn’t anything I just think I’m funny#also it’s me#t4t ns/fw#t4t nsft#ftm nsft#t4t#t4t mlm#t4t puppy#bd/sm puppy#ftm puppy#puppy sub#dumb puppy#nsft puppy#bd/sm pet#petpl@y#petpl4y#ftm switch#also also this is kinda about wolverine but no one is based enough to agree with me so this is the last tag
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My favorite thing about Annabeth is her wardrobe.
Cause like, Rick simplifies her clothes in a way a man would, and you can tell.
Cause in EVERY book, from The Lightning Thief to Chalice, she’s in the goddamn CHB shirt. With like some shorts or cargo pants. Nothing more, nothing less.
He’s made improvements over the years, giving her some other clothes. But he’ll always come back to old faithful.
Like, he most definitely did it on accident, but he made her so Adam Sandler and I love it
#and she def walks around in basketball shorts and a wife beater#+ the fact that she probably steals Percy’s clothes#like don’t get me wrong she looks awesome#I just think it’s funny#and with Rick’s books you can tell by the fashion that it’s a man writing#AND SHES THE ONLY ONE#besides Jason#Jason also only wears his purple t-shirt#I’m pretty sure he died in it#but everyone else has a sense of fashion#even if it’s a little bit#I love her#she’s so Adam Sandler coded#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo series#pjo hoo toa#pjo tv show#heroes of olympus#pjo#percy jackson#annabeth chase
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mr and mrs prower seeing the child they abandoned suddenly on the news being praised because he singlehandedly stopped a missile from blowing up a whole city
#truly a mr and mrs prower moment#i was gonna just draw amadeus and rosemary but decided not to#ik he doesn’t canonically have parents anymore but i can do what i want!!!!#i just think it’s funny to think about when tails’s parents first found out about him being sonic’s sidekick#this is one of those things where i’m not sure why i drew but hey it exists now might as well post it#miles tails prower#mr and mrs prower ig?#art
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my absolute favourite genre of transphobic propaganda is when the caption is like “look at this poor, confused little girl who was forced to mutilate herself :(” and the picture is just the hottest man you’ve ever seen in your life with a full beard and a body that would make thor weak at the knees
#ramble#also like. everything else aside calling any ADULT a ‘poor young girl’ is yucky af#we’re not delicate little flowers who don’t know how to think. i’m an adult with medical autonomy and a working brain#calm down you’re deranged#i won’t get on my soapbox today but it’s just funny how they think they’re the grounded sane ones#also the double standard drives me insane#with trans men it’s ‘delicate abused woman’ and with trans women it’s ‘creepy predatory man’#it’s almost like transphobia is just rebranded misogyny and they don’t actually care about equal rights#who would’ve thought
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I watched this movie 4 days ago and I still can’t get over it!! AAAAA
#wolverine#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool & wolverine#marvel#my art#marvel wolverine#logan howlett#marvel deadpool#wade wilson#I’m not the first to make this joke but i think it’s funny#being a multi shipper is funny#on one hand I’m eating good and on the other I’m STARVED
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listen I know death of the author and everything and we should all ignore what one of the co-creators of arcane says anyways but like. it’s so fucking hilarious that quite literally everyone else involved in the making of the show ships jayvik. animators. storyboard artists. some of the writers. the fucking music video for the line included jayvik scenes. I’m pretty sure the voice artists ship it or support it. like this one man is like idk we designed them in mind as brothers and the rest of the people involved are like we did?
#like and I’m all for people thinking them more platonic#be free little birds fly and believe what you want you earned that right#but it’s just so funny one man is like well no no jayvik and everyone else involved in the making of the show is yes jayvik#arcane#jayce talis#viktor arcane#jayvik#arcane meta
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I drew Mob Psycho 100 characters as Ace Attorney ones in my last post , so here’s the reverse of that! (The explanation can be found on that linked post ^^)
#doctorsiren#ace attorney#mob psycho 100#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#trucy wright#apollo justice#maya fey#franziska von karma#klavier gavin#athena cykes#reigen arataka#serizawa katsuya#tome kurata#shigeo kageyama#ritsu kageyama#sho suzuki#teruki hanazawa#takenaka momozou#psychic lawyers au#digital art#my art#procreate#ace attorney fanart#I find it funny that Phoenix and Klavier remain virtually unchanged#Apollo’s basically in one of his DLC outfits lmao#but….but miles as serizawa… ALSO THAT MEANS HE’S WEARING CROCS IN THAT PICTURE HAHAHA#I’m also thinking Dahlia could be Dimple and Kristoph could be Mogami…#I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT SERIZAWA HAD 15 YEARS OF ISOLATION…AND 15 YEARS IS A SIGNIFICANT PERIOD TO MILES TOO BC DL-6 RAHHH
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“The cell saga is bad because the z fighters were idiots the entire time”
that’s the POINT
THE CELL SAGA IS ABOUT ARROGANCE
EVERYONE IS BEING STUPID BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY KNOW WHATS GONNA HAPPEN
THEY THINK THEYRE AHEAD OF THE CURVE
BUT THEY AREN’T
THIS IS LITERALLY SHOWCASED MULTIPLE TIMES THROUGHOUT THE SAGA
IT STARTS WITH TRUNKS AND BUILDS FROM THERE
GOHAN LITERALLY LETS CELL LIVE BECAUSE OF HIS ARROGANCE
THE ONLY REASON CELL IS DEFEATED IS BECAUSE GOKU, GOHAN, AND VEGETA ALL LET GO OF THEIR ARROGANCE AND PRIDE AND FIGHT TOGETHER
GOKU STEPS IN TO HELP GOHAN, WHICH HE DIDNT DO BEFORE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT GOHAN COULD DO IT HIMSELF
VEGETA HELPS GOHAN AND LANDS THE PENULTIMATE BLOW ON CELL, DESPITE WANTING TO BE THE ONE TO END CELL HIMSELF
GOHAN FINALLY FINISHES HIM LIKE HE REFUSED TO DO BEFORE
THEY ALL LET GO OF THEIR ARROGANCE AND FINISH THE JOB
THATS THE THEMATIC POINT OF THE SAGA
RAHHHHHHH🦅🦅
#I don’t think Toriyama imagined all this when writing the cell saga#but I’m sure he at the very least focused on the idea of arrogance throughout it#I mean#that’s the entire point of Gohan Vegeta and Goku’s arc#they’re all arrogant and prideful#Gohan and Vegeta are prideful in themselves#while Goku is prideful in Gohan#they all think that they’ll be able to do this#they are all imagining one of them being strong enough to end it#but they don’t realize that they ALL need to help until the end#I need to start making video essays man#dbz#db#dragon ball#dragon ball z#Goku#son goku#Gohan#son gohan#Vegeta#cell#cell saga#cell arc#the eagles are there at the end because I thought it’d be funny#pardon the capitalization#I thought it’d be funny
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Cervi sub igne. Tristis :-(
Tag list: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time @the-wall-is-my-goal @albonoooo @ch3rubd0lls @brawngp2009 @korolrezni-nikolai
#me when i randomly decide to put AP Latin to use#saw this photo of George earlier and it was just SOOO DEER#had to draw it#this may launch my back into my driver animal portraits ala Carlos bite get bitten and max von Dutch portraits#caption means: deer under fire. how sad :-(#I think I’m sooooo funny#George is the typa guy that would appreciate Latin#this is my first legit George drawing LOL#as an apology for drawing him as a hand turkey lol#f1#formula 1#f1blr#f1 fanart#formula one#annie’s art#f1 art#formulanni#formula one fanart#formula 1 fanart#george russell#gr63#george russell 63#mercedes amg f1
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What do you think jazzs reaction to op being taller be like? :D
i think about the “there’s nothing little about you!” interaction like daily HAHA
#jazzop#sharky’s art tag#jazz transformers#autobot jazz#transformers jazz#tfo jazz#optimus prime#optimus prime transformers#transformers one#transformers#tf#tf one#tfo#maccadam#in general i think jazz’s reaction is “what the frag-“ LMAO#jazz getting his tcog: hah i bet i’ll be taller than orion now-#orion: turns into optimus prime and is again taller than jazz#jazz: what the HELL#he does think it’s funny though i feel#op teases him i’m CERTAIN#“it’s cute that you’re short” “can’t believe you shrunk-“#killing them both LMAO
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qpr (queer platonic rivalry)
#shitpost#qpr#I just think it’s funny when villains are like ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you!!!��� because the rivalry has become so entrenched#it’s like bestie just admit he’s a staple fixture in your life now.
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You see, @localcanadiancryptid22, I’m a motherfucker who LOVES drama, so I fw anything that can create that.
I’m normal. Btw. In case you were wondering.
#not putting this on the post the tags were from cause I don’t wanna bother op lol#but yeah I do whatever I think is interesting. or funny.#and Stanbill is REALL fucking funny to me#like. imagine you’re bill. you’re OBSESSED with ford. and you finally get into his mind#you’re going to have the last laugh#you’re finally getting everything you’ve ever wanted#and then BAM. ITS HIS TWIN BROTHER.#his twin brother you have ALWAYS thought of as inferior. a cheap copy.#but he BEATS YOU. HE is the one to best you. not your precious Sixer. but his conman brother.#and you’re LIVID.#stupid Stanley! he’s just a cheap copy of his brother! it was a total fluke! man he was hot in the lighting of those flames. wait WHAT#<- do you get what I’m saying#that’s fucking hilarious#also the obsessive hatred dripping off of bill when he talks about Stan on thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com is#VERY. INTERESTING.#I just love messy shit. and I love when they make eachother worse. top notch.#anyway. teehee.#stanbill#billford#fiddleauthor#fordsquared#fiddlestan#fiddlebill#fiddlebillford#<- is that a tag#it should be#orals worst most fucked up polycule#or love triangle#or both#shitpost
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Stuck somewhere between Mammon can solve a rubik’s cube in like 30 seconds or Mammon can’t solve a rubik’s cube to save his life.
#like listen; he can probably solve one and it’s super fast cu he’s a show off#but at the same time it’s really funny to imagine he gets stuck with like one yellow on the green side ‘n a side that’s half red half white#lunch break rambling#this is the type of shit I think of when I’m bored at work lmaoooo#anyways!!!- I’ll answer asks in a bit!#ro’s dumb stuff tag!#obey me#obey me!#obey me mammon#obey me hcs#om! hcs#om!
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i don’t know how to draw zoro and it’s keeping me up at night. they’re probably making fun of kaidos foot soldiers idk
#couples that clown together stay together#zolu is kinda the only thing i’m thinking abt rn#tbh i wish more people embraced that they’re best friends like THEYRE FUNNY#zolu#roronoa zoro#monkey d. luffy#one piece#op#azul sketchbook
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Question for the DP fandom:
Do you think Danny’s hair turns white when it falls out? It’s technically dead cells anyway but when it naturally falls off his head, do you think it turns white? Because I think it would be hilarious if his hairbrush just has white hair, no black strands whatsoever, and his significant other thought the worst until they know his secret.
#danny phantom#dp x dc#dc x dp#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc crossover#danny fenton#dc x dp au#sorry it’s a no thoughts head empty kind of night#I know it’s a dumb thing to think about#but it was a shower thought and sometimes those are good#I just think it could bring so much angst to the plot#any plot#like Tim or Damian or whoever you want his significant other to be could think the worst#it would be something they’d notice for sure#could even be Tucker until Sam reminds him that he’s an idiot and their idiot boyfriend turns into a ghost#or it could be another small thing Jazz has to explain away to their parents#she makes up a whole person that is friends with Danny and it becomes a thing#I know it’s gaslighting and I’m not sure she’d do it but it’d be funny#his name is Garrett and he’s one of Danny’s best friends mom. Jeez how do you not know this#or what if Jason’s hair turns white too and that’s when it clicks for Jazz that he is not completely human#if Jazz is liminal her hair could be blue and boy would that be fun to explain#HER HAIR IS BLUE AND SHE HAS FEELINGS ABOUT IT OKAY#all caps on purpose#because I for sure would be freaking out if my hair was the wrong color in the hairbrush#I would purposely pluck a strand and watch it change then freak out#anger management ship#hardcover ship#everlasting trio
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new colorfes cards made me rise from the dead, I give art of gay people as offerings
#chat I’m so normal#emunene’s cards fit so well together#they have matching hats AAGH#thinking fancy upper class royal falls in love with a simple peasant girl#fes ruikasa being literally just a guy and a god is so funny#I love rks dynamics that r like that oughhh thinks about tactiqilin and merking or mermaid x canary kasa#thinking perhaps a space god who doesn’t understand humans and doesn’t understand what’s the point of their living when they are mortal#and so he disguises himself as one to investigate#working inconspicuously at a flower shop until one day he meets a boy who works at the coffee shop next door#a boy who teaches him how to live joyously how to see the good in humanity#chat do you see my vision do you understand pleading emoji#digital art#art#artists on tumblr#cq art#project sekai#prsk#prsk fa#prsk gl#prsk bl#otori emu#emu otori#kusanagi nene#nene kusanagi#emunene#tenma tsukasa#tsukasa tenma#kamishiro rui#rui kamishiro#ruikasa
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